Tuesday, August 19, 2008

Two Babies

Two babies start pounding on the computer keyboard. Mommy looks each one in the eye and firmly says "No." One baby starts to cry and stops hitting the computer. The other baby laughs and hits it even harder.

Two babies are tired and ready for their naps. Mommy puts each one in their bed with a bottle. One baby hits the wall a few times, then gives up, contentedly drinks his bottle, and goes to sleep. The other baby screams to high heaven for 20 minutes, stomps her feet, flails her arms, and then cries herself to sleep.

Two babies are playing with each other on the floor. One baby is climbing on the other baby's back, hanging on to him, and bouncing up and down. The other baby has a mallet. Uh oh, I have to go now!