Bad Santa, Part I

Several days ago we went to the mall. On the way there we were cut off by a large white SUV. Billy caught a glimpse of the driver, laughed, and then said, "He's only excused because he's Santa."

Once we got inside the mall we noticed a sign at "Santa's Workshop" announcing that Santa would return to the workshop at 6:20. Hmmm....so we did a little walking around and when we returned, Santa was back. Billy took one look and confirmed that it *was* Santa who cut us off earlier. I guess he was late because he didn't have his reindeer.

We thought about getting even by making him hold all 500 Babies on his lap, but the line was too long.