What I've Recently Learned . . .

1. Just because you see a two-year old naked, holding her diaper, and standing next to a pile of poop, it doesn't mean she's the culprit. Check your pug. If he looks guilty, he probably is.

2. Just because you see another two-year old fully clothed, standing next to a piece of poop, it doesn't mean the pug's the culprit. Check your toddler. If somehow his diaper fell off even though he's wearing pants, the poop is probably his.